Vamped

Name: Serina

Grade: 12th

Title: Vamped

Author: David Sosnowski

Martin Kowalski, also known as Marty, is a vampire in a thriving world of bloodsuckers. Humans practically don't exist and everything is set to the theme of the walking dead. There are no day clubs, only night clubs, and synthetic blood is served at all the bars. It's a vampire's paradise. However, life among the undead can get pretty, well, dead. And Marty has gotten into the habit of finding different ways to try and kill himself after a hundred years of walking the earth, dating all the way back to his turning in World War II. On one particular high speed drive in his car during the pouring rain, Marty pulls over as the scent of human blood floods in. And what he smells isn't the kind made from stem cells, it's the real deal. Enticed, he follows the scent to discover 6-year-old Isuzu Trooper Cassidy, who is fleeing from the vampire who killed her mother. Unable to eat her, or turn her, for that matter, Marty takes her home to his apartment, thinking he'll have her for a snack later on down the line. However, Marty becomes attached and ends up having to do the one thing no vampire possible could do, and that's be a dad. Marty and Isuzu suffer many trials and errors in coping with each other, ranging from Isuzu super-gluing Marty's hands to his face while he is asleep, to Marty having to handle Isuzu's coming into puberty, and all the womanly troubles that come with it. Eventually, Marty meets a tattooed dancer from a club named Rose, and she is able to shed some light on the situation, as well as give Marty a new interest in long forgotten romance.

Vamped is hilarious, full of gritty scenes, sarcastic commentary, life like characters (considering they are dead) and the hardships of caring for someone that everyone else wants to eat.

I picked up Vamped because it sounded so amusing

I finished this book because it was near impossible to stop reading it once I had started.

I'd give this book to anyone who wants a lot of laughs at morbid humor and a more mature Vampire themed plot.

***** It was amazing!!